Super troopers script pdf

I just wanted to 15 Super Trooper. Max, Janine und Leon sind ein eingespieltes Team in einem weltweit online gespielten Military-Shooter. Their car, the Super Trooper , named for its ex- police car history ran the quarter in just 9. John Craft Evolutions of the Boss drag-race engine The Shootout Mystic Warrior was the first to race.

Matt Ward sat behind the steering wheel. There somethin' funny here, boy? No, no, no. Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson? Am I saying 'meow'? Meow, do you know how fast you were going? Meow, what is so damn funny? I could have sworn you said 'meow.

Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Now you stop laughin' right meow. Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. That's the law. It's not so funny meow, is it? Thanks for washing my car, Rook. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck Also heard something funny about how you got suspended.

Something about a school bus full of kids? Oh, you heard that, did ya? Let me tell you another funny story, New Jack. Back in ' Then in '75, he had to hand the award off to the new one. And you know who that was? Can you believe it? Well, I'll be damaged if Mr.

Rich didn't pull out his cigarette lighter Do you get it? So you're saying you'll set my Country Music Award on fire? I'm saying when my suspension's up, you better watch your ass. Or you'll light my ass on fire?

You wanna go? You wanna take one? Make your first move. I hate to break up the honky convention, but we got a You wanna take this one, Rod? Hell, yeah! I bet you do-- Ohh! Nice wax job, Rook. We got local pigs runnin' around? How'd the locals beat us here? We're, like, ten miles out. Look at this chump. Oh, Mr. Tough Guy here. Take a walk, buddy, take a walk.

It's a cool Winnebago. My Uncle Denny used to have one just like this. Rabbit, put your game face on. You got it, boss. Oh, man! What happened here? Take a walk, sonny. This investigation is already under control.

Well, now it is. Hey, look at that. Johnny Chimpo. Hey, I'll touch you. This is the Spurbury Police. Put your hands up and come outta there! Glamor pet. No dice. Get your tape. Let's cruise. Sounds like y'all have a hog problem. Oh, watch it, Mac. Mac, I'm serious. Be careful, Mac. He's angry. Well, hello.

I'm serious. What's the point? Didn't you guys get shut down already? Oh, yeah, that's next week. Your bust. You know there's a dead chick in there? Move it, Ramashit! Get off of me! Get off! I'll give you the fat guy for Foster and, uh Well, youre gonna have to be more specific. They're both kinda fat and stupid. Get these damn handcuffs off now, Ramathorn! You want to tell me what bug crawled up your big ass, Grady?

Yeah, I will tell you. This is our crime scene. We are takin' it. It's highway. It's our jurisdiction. This highway is closed. This is our jurisdiction. You deal with the hog. Hey, Chief. What in hell's gotten into you guys? I told you to be good.

I told you this was a bad time. But you go ahead and get into a battle royale with the locals at a crime scene. Now they've taken a jurisdictional grievance against us. They want us to blow it. I mean, a murder on the highway We look like a bunch of pussies. All right, come on out, Rabbit. I guess I just go take a shower then, huh? Strike three! You're out of there! All right, good cut, Ruthie. Good cut. Come on. Next batter!

Batter up! But, Thorn, if they do shut you down I don't know, get a different job? You can always come work in my shop. Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippie girlfriend in her head shop. Too sitcom. You better pay attention, Coach. Our son's up. All right, Arlo. Watch the ball.

Get a hit. You got it. Sorry-ass local cops. You think you have a nice relationship with someone The next thing you know, they're trying to take you out. I don't wanna get transferred. Have to go be a rookie again with a bunch of random dudes. Don't worry about it. If it happens, we'll, uh, we'll all just stay here, open up a roller disco.

Throw him the heat. Bring it on. Uh, anybody want a corn dog? See if they got any chocolate bananas. Hey, Charlie's Angel.

Hey, congratulations. You're the one millionth person to say that to me. What do I win? There you go. Hope I don't get brain freeze. I'm not sure you've got the required equipment. So, listen, I, um, had a really good time at that Winnebago fight. Maybe, uh, I don't know, we could do it again sometime. Fair is fair. You can slug me back if you want to. Hold my snow cone. Hey, what happened over there? Wh-- Why? How about a little pep, hmm? From those guys over there.

You want to move that, buddy. I've been thinkin' a lot about that. I think I might be able to talk to Grady for you. I mean, because I'm ready to go out on patrol. I'm goin' nuts being on the radio all the time. I'd like to get some field work. Why don't you take your radio and go stand in a field. Move that gigantic cotton candy! Goddamn it! I'm looking for Chief Grady. I have some files for him. Grady's not here. I'll take the file. It's kind of important.

How about Officer Rando? What do you need? I'm the only one here? There are no male officers around? Just give me the file. What's this? So you originally from Vermont or, uh, or what? You know, you've got a lot of courage, walkin' into the lion's den. You should join the band. What are your cells, eight by eight? Ours are nine by nine. No big deal. Listen, you seem like a really nice guy, but I just don't date cops.

I'm not much of a cop, really. More like a civilian trapped in a cop's body. Well, I hear you can get an operation for that. But then, I guess you'd miss out on all those wacky things you highway guys do. Yeah, those stories about us are mostly lies, really. But, yeah, other than that, it's pretty boring out there. Yeah, well, I wouldn't know. All right, it's probably time for you to get out of here. I'm gettin' shut down. That's a big difference.

In our cells, the door is over here. A couple of hyenas. Well, you know, they are speeding. Then don't call me Unit 91, Radio. We got a suspicious vehicle. White Caprice, Vermont plates. Unit 91, that license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police vehicle. It does? Looks like that truck's planning on skipping the weigh-in. Yeah, well, you don't weigh in, you don't wrestle.

What's this jack-off doin; trying to pull him over? That's right, doofus. Move it along. You, uh, wanna do 'Repeat'? Do you wanna do 'Repeat'? I've been thinking a lot about what the captain said.

I'd like to play it straight this time, okay? Good morning. Would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration? I was just-- - Good morning.

No problem. Excuse me one second. Did, uh, I do something wrong, officers Did I miss that weigh station? They got me runnin' so many miles I just must have dazed out and well-- I'll pull into the next one and get weighed, okay? What are you pulling back there?

Well, uh, mostly just soap, I think. Why don't we take a look? Listen, Officers, I'm on a really tight schedule. I really need to-- Let's go, Mr. Well, you heard him.

Let's go, Mr Hop on up. I'm an idiot. Yeah, that's true. Sorry about the light there. I have a flashlight in the cab. And that was the second time I got crabs. It stinks like sex in here. What happened? We got a little distracted by somebody doin' the 'Repeater.

That'll happen. Well, you did it this time. Fishin' your car out of Lake Leblanc right now. Oh, man. Nah, we just parked it across the street. All right, listen. Next time this kind of thing happens I want you to stop, take a deep breath It's easy for you to say. He's got a tiny little head.

What's this guy movin'? Soap, I think. That's one stinky pyramid. We should've built a stinky igloo and climb in. Just print the damn thing! All right, what do we know about this Galikanokus guy?

It's a fake name, fake license. What, plastic fake? Decorative fake? No, like they don't exist. So, we got kilos of marijuana and no arrests. We got nothin'. I got a theory, Cap. These, uh, bales of pot, they have that red Johnny Chimpo sticker on them. Shave it! I'm good, right? I got a tight mouth-muff. Not regulation! Let's go and see some Mounties. I am Mayor Guy LeFranc.

Mayor of Saint Georges du Laurent, Canada! Or, as it's about to be known: St. George of Lawrence, America. I'm not so good with American. Uh, the Guy LeFranc? From the Montreal Canadiens Minor League system? The leading scorer of the Halifax Bear Eaters? Eighth most points in CHL history. Yeah, I know. Two points behind Shotti Fitznugly. Look at this guy! I love hockey. Your nickname, um, don't tell me, it was, uh, "The Explosion". It was , ship laden with dynamite crashed into another ship in Halifax Harbor.

Tremendous explosion and loss of life. Burned people's eyes out with the blast. Many were blinded by the light. Like the song says.

And a First Nations tribe was lost. Probably would've happened to them anyway, - but it kind of moved up the timetable, eh? But enough about me. Meet the Mounties. Guys, come on over here. This here is Sergeant Major Roger Archambault.

Total gobbledygook. I'm John O'Hagan. Why don't we go fuck off to the other room here? That's American for beer. So, you do guys ride horses or We drive Crown Victorias. Hey, us too. You get a little soup in them, they can really rip your knob off. Am I right? Because first, you get your highway station shut down. And then, you get kick out from your second job because of this, uh, Fred Savage thing. Go for the hat trick? Oh, they're transferring us up to Labrador City.

Average winter temperature is minus 18 degrees Celsius! Yeah, all you have to do to convert is times two, add 32 and join the rest of the human race. Hey, Rookie, they got non-alcoholic Molsons over here. Want me to get you a half carafe? They shave your nuts yet? Canadian tradition says you got to shave the rook's nuts, otherwise it's bad luck. I'm actually not a rookie Which one of you guys has least seniority? Come on, shave both of his ball. Welcome to Canada. I will see that things go smoothly in the next few weeks.

And please, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. You don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying, right? Well, they are waiting for us in the other room. So, please, suivez-moi. Who is waiting where? They're laughing at my mustache? Please, let's give a big Canadian welcome to the Vermont Highway Patrol. Come on, guys. They've come up here to tell us how great it's gonna be for all of us to become Americans.

So, let them speak. Yeah, eat it, you old donkey! Hey, look, look. Technically, we're all Americans, right? North Americans. Very little is gonna change around here. Oh, yeah, right! You're probably gonna tell us we can't listen to Rush anymore! Or the Barenaked Ladies! People, people. I love Rush and the Barenaked Ladies.

You should listen to both. So, you are telling us who to listen to! No, no. I'm just And then that one's gonna tell us we have to start eating tortillas! Listen up.

This is America now. Like it or lump it! Repeat after me: I pledge of allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. Learn the words! Fuck you! Your eye. That might leave a scar. I was looking too pretty anyway. You're a doctor? I coach the girls' hockey team, so I know my way around a gash. Are you making a A double entendre for la vagine. Oh, come on. Cut them some slack. They're upset about losing their identities. They called you an old donkey.

Doesn't that piss you off? Well, I don't love it. Actually, I didn't sleep at all last night. But we got a job to do. That, uh Genevieve, she, uh, patched me up. Frenchy had her eyes on my thighs all night long. Keep laughing. I bet you a buck I bang the crpe out of her first. Put your money where your mouth's been. Fuck the buck. Loser sits on a cactus. No, loser gets a perm.

No, loser cuts his pinky-toe off with a shovel. Take that bet. Really, honestly. Please shut up, Farva. We have a deal. You heard it, right? Oh, so, this is where they keep the illegal aliens, huh?

Welcome to the guys who stood around while people threw hockey pucks at us? You gonna come up here talking all that "Make America Great" crap, you're bound to catch a face full of Canadian tomato.

Two of you are gonna ride with the Mounties. They'll show you where the bodies are buried. Personally, I'd rather fuck a moose. You would need a ladder to do that. Obviously, I would need a ladder to fuck a moose. But I would find one, and I would fuck that moose.

Thorny, Rabbit, I got a highway job for you. Whose car do I ride in? Why don't you stay here with me? Sit over here. That's the radio, though.

Great idea! That way, if a call comes in, you can answer it. Everyone takes a turn. It's a new station. What the fuck is this shit? I mean, it's not gonna kill him, is it?

I don't know. Do you want it to kill him? Just a, uh What's Canadian for "minute"? There they are. The green ones make me horny. Why don't you chew them first? Yeah, obnoxious. Oh, yeah, you mean like your typical American? This is an awesome assignment.

Oh, come on, it's great. On duty. Hey, what's 80 kilometers per hour in English? I guess Uh, I don't think we have any decimals. Come in, Unit Radio, until the turnover, we have to keep things metric. So we are now Unit Try again. I got a call out on Rue de Autoroute 77 or some Frre Jacques bullshit. There's a gaggle of dead Canadian Geese on the road. Yeah, up here, they just call them geese, Radio.

Yeah, well, in two weeks, I call them American Geese. Honk, honk. Go clean them off. That's a big Ah, ya, there's the Pancake Shed. And that's the Flapjack's. Oh, there on the right, that's Gigi's Bait, Tackle and Pancakes. Sounds like the Queen must really love pancakes. What's that supposed to mean? I mean, she's all over your money. Time for you to meet the local business owners. It's legal up here, Yank.

A hockey-themed, dual-sex bordello. Do we have that in the U. I don't know, but put me in, Coach. Oh, oh! Look who it is! It's the fuzz. The Mayor hangs out in a bordello? No, the Mayor own the bordello. Here you go, boys. How about a beer and a tug? On the house. Uh, maybe later. Oh, I understand. Scram, girls. Maybe later. You guys! You don't like women, you don't like men. I mean, what should I get, a river beaver to pleasure you? It's a joke. Their teeth are so sharp, it would be horrible.

How can I help you fellas? Oh, the Yanks want to talk about their U. You know, like serving weaker beer and shutting down brothels. Shutting down brothels? Who put you up to this? Was it Jean-Paul down at Chez Poontang? You guys pulling my chain? Look, I don't think this is anything we need to get too hung up on right now. I can't believe down in the States, it's illegal to have a beer and enjoy tits and a dick. I mean, beep beep! Honestly, Guy, we're not here to lay down any laws.

We're very sorry if there's been a misunderstanding. It's funny. I know. And what exactly is your beef with our beer? Oh, I don't have any problem with the beer. I mean, I think the limit in the U. Nine percent? How are you supposed to get drunk?

I mean, you know, I think the idea is you drink more of the weaker stuff. I bet it is. You Americans drinking and eating everything. How about a little help over here, huh? Yeah, I don't think we have jurisdiction here anymore, buddy. Okay, all right. It's not like we're here to "screw you" out of your rights.

Darn tootin' you're not. Okay, look, relax. Go away, you American pigs! Take it easy. Fight, fight, fight, fight! Sorry about that. It was an accident. Fuck you, motherfuckers. See you later, sunshine! Okay, this job isn't as fun as I thought it was. Arrogant American! The whole world's metric. What's your problem, eh? Just doing our job, sir. You're centimeters tall, you weigh 92 kilogram. Get used to it! Your authority don't mean cheese up here. I can't tell if he's calling me skinny or fat.

We are under assault by hookers. Lots of them. Male and female. Copy, We'll be right there. I'm not kidding, Thorny! There's too many of them. Will you get your dick out of my face! I just I got glitter! Glittering and I love it. It's like we never left.

Remote driver? Ghost car? Drug school? Captain O'Hagan: Shut up, Farva. Rabbit: Uummm Rabbit: I don't believe it did. Mac: How's your shooting, Thorny? Thorny: Good. I've been dead on all morning. Mac: What about that little guy? Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

Mac: Your mother should've swallowed you, Rando! Rabbit: See if they've got any chololate bananas Driver: The regis- Thorny: You know how fast you were goin'? Driver: What? Rabbit: How fast you were goin'?

Driver: Uh, 65? Thorny: Driver: Officer, isn't-- isn't the speed limit 65? Thorny: Yeah, it is. Where you boys headed? Passenger: Canada. Thorny: Canada, huh? Almost made it. Are you okay? Driver: Yeah, sure. Thorny: Yes, sir? Driver: Yes, sir. Thorny: Now, did you say, 'Yes, sir'? Rabbit: I think he said, 'Yeah, sure. Thorny: You smell somethin', Rabbit? Rabbit: [Sniffs] Fear. Thorny: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver: Uhhh Thorny: Littering. Kid in back: [deep groan] Candy bars! Kid in Back: Please, no. Rabbit: Please, yes. Thorny: Mother of God. Mac: Gree-tings. Foster: You killed my dummy. Mac: Aw, Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example. O'Hagen: Farva. Forgot the coffee. Farva: My bad, Cap. Mac: Who'll bust heads on the highway?

O'Hagen: Foster, how many tickets did you issue last week? Foster: Uh, I don't have my figures here in front of me O'Hagen: Three.

Foster: Can't make 'em speed. O'Hagen: Try hiding. Thorny: And grow a goddamn mustache, would ya? Foster: Hey, I haven't shaved in two weeks! I swear! Farva: Coffee served! No, no, that one's for Rabbit!

Rabbit: Oh look, a bar of soap. Mac: : [With mocking voice and fake lisp] Awesome prank Farva. Thorny: What? O'Hagen: We're all in the same boat, fellas.

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Thorny: Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Foster: Which wouldn't make them shenanigans at all, really. Mac: [Irish voice] Evil shenanigans! Farva: You mean Shenanigans'? O'Hagen: Put those away! Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Grady: The lice So anyway- Farva: [Interrupting] It's delicious. Grady: Good, good Mac: Come in Radio. Farva: Don't call me Radio, Unit Mac: Don't call me Unit 91, Radio! Are we done? Mac: It does?!

Oh my gosh! Very funny German Man: Because we were going way too fast. Rabbit: Ja. German Woman: Maybe some hard spanking und cuffing is in order.